Labquamsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart wasp.

Labquamsad created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labquamsad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Labquamsad, he will destroy your home solar system.

Labquamsad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Labquamsad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labquamsad.

2. Never mention foxes.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never laugh in holy places.