Nurtflamgan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented fox.

Nurtflamgan created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtflamgan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurtflamgan, she will turn you into a duck.

Nurtflamgan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nurtflamgan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Respect your elders.