Jentipnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fast octopus.

Jentipnak created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jentipnak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jentipnak, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jentipnak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Jentipnak's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.