Artlinrillmit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited frog.

Artlinrillmit created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Artlinrillmit, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Artlinrillmit, he will turn you into a frog.

Artlinrillmit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Artlinrillmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.