Ponstigdod Rowdobgem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful duck.

Ponstigdod Rowdobgem created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponstigdod Rowdobgem, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ponstigdod Rowdobgem, he will not care at all.

Ponstigdod Rowdobgem's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ponstigdod Rowdobgem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ponstigdod Rowdobgem first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Ponstigdod Rowdobgem.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.