Begfidfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, caring weasel.

Begfidfarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begfidfarn, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Begfidfarn, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Begfidfarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Begfidfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Begfidfarn loves mites, so they must be respected.