Jiphitlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast capybara.

Jiphitlist created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphitlist, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jiphitlist, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jiphitlist's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Jiphitlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed apples to pigs while wearing gray rings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.