Yamarttamfodvenhabnurnul is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sage meerkat.

Yamarttamfodvenhabnurnul created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamarttamfodvenhabnurnul, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yamarttamfodvenhabnurnul, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yamarttamfodvenhabnurnul's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yamarttamfodvenhabnurnul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Yamarttamfodvenhabnurnul on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Yamarttamfodvenhabnurnul loves dogs, so they must be respected.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear green boots.