Bodvonkdap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking lion.

Bodvonkdap created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodvonkdap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodvonkdap, she will strike you with lightening.

Bodvonkdap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bodvonkdap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bodvonkdap on top of all buildings.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.