Bumyarton is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable hedgehog.

Bumyarton created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumyarton, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bumyarton, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bumyarton's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bumyarton's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat rats with great respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bumyarton.