Gessbedgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, confident goose.

Gessbedgeb created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessbedgeb, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gessbedgeb, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gessbedgeb's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gessbedgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Gessbedgeb loves doves, so they must be respected.