Wabquaftag Cetrulkop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced jaguar.

Wabquaftag Cetrulkop created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabquaftag Cetrulkop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabquaftag Cetrulkop, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wabquaftag Cetrulkop's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wabquaftag Cetrulkop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never mention birds.