Godwanart is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful centipede.

Godwanart created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godwanart, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Godwanart, he will laugh at you.

Godwanart's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Godwanart's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Godwanart.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. You must love Godwanart.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.