Tinmidbad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful badger.

Tinmidbad created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinmidbad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tinmidbad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tinmidbad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Tinmidbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention grasshopers.