Tamgenbud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest hare.

Tamgenbud created snails seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgenbud, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tamgenbud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tamgenbud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tamgenbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms mauve.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the east.

5. Never talk about comets.