Nibmegcum is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm faun.

Nibmegcum created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibmegcum, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibmegcum, he will laugh at you.

Nibmegcum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nibmegcum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.