Vogflydudcepnutabarnkik is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, temperamental dragon.

Vogflydudcepnutabarnkik created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogflydudcepnutabarnkik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vogflydudcepnutabarnkik, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vogflydudcepnutabarnkik's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vogflydudcepnutabarnkik's Holy Commandments

1. Vogflydudcepnutabarnkik loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed apples to manatees while wearing purple hats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about gravity.