Vigfenbast is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent ferret.

Vigfenbast created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfenbast, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigfenbast, he will cry a lot.

Vigfenbast's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vigfenbast's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Never sing in the presence of snails.
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