Ganjapxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous beaver.

Ganjapxuck created light four years ago.

If you believe in Ganjapxuck, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ganjapxuck, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ganjapxuck's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ganjapxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.