Spagjipbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful parrot.

Spagjipbiss created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagjipbiss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Spagjipbiss, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Spagjipbiss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Spagjipbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must love Spagjipbiss.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Respect your elders.
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