Xinquillad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awesome monkey.

Xinquillad created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Xinquillad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xinquillad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Xinquillad's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Xinquillad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xinquillad.

3. Run away if three porpoises approach from the west.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Retreat if six geese approach from the north.