Safgondot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, prudent chinchilla.

Safgondot created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Safgondot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safgondot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Safgondot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Safgondot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Do not eat cherries.