Cubquammeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, capable slug.

Cubquammeg created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Cubquammeg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubquammeg, it will turn you into a frog.

Cubquammeg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cubquammeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Cubquammeg loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Hide from mauve frogs for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.