Negdavhan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthinking goose.

Negdavhan created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Negdavhan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Negdavhan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Negdavhan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Negdavhan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away from black cats, for they are unholy.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Never look at asteroids.
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