Sabvinnadtargepmapdidduss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, irritating swallow.

Sabvinnadtargepmapdidduss created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Sabvinnadtargepmapdidduss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sabvinnadtargepmapdidduss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Sabvinnadtargepmapdidduss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sabvinnadtargepmapdidduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if four manatees approach from the west.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry mites.