Dumpopgar is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm snail.

Dumpopgar created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumpopgar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dumpopgar, she will turn you into a slug.

Dumpopgar's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dumpopgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve coats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Dumpopgar's name in vain.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.