Lapbastbop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able whale.

Lapbastbop created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapbastbop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lapbastbop, he will curse you with boils.

Lapbastbop's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lapbastbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.