Wabwitzod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, witless bear.

Wabwitzod created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Wabwitzod, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabwitzod, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wabwitzod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wabwitzod's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wabwitzod on top of all buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.