Logtunbud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair raccoon.

Logtunbud created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logtunbud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Logtunbud, he will not care.

Logtunbud's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Logtunbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Feed all hungry geese.