Tamtikbop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, annoying wyvern.

Tamtikbop created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamtikbop, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tamtikbop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tamtikbop's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tamtikbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide from brown capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Hide if eight doves approach from the south.

5. Do not shave your head.