Talrulljig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered coyote.

Talrulljig created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Talrulljig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Talrulljig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Talrulljig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Talrulljig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.