Weeweegem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful squid.

Weeweegem created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeweegem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Weeweegem, she will turn you into a duck.

Weeweegem's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Weeweegem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Weeweegem on top of important buildings.

5. Fast once a month.