Bimbumhub is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing ferret.

Bimbumhub created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbumhub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bimbumhub, it will remove you from existence.

Bimbumhub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bimbumhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear green.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimbumhub.

4. Erect nine silver sculptures of Bimbumhub on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.