Langamstip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident cobra.

Langamstip created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Langamstip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Langamstip, it will try to impress you with trees.

Langamstip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Langamstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Always take life seriously.