Wadbodjan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unjust ferret.

Wadbodjan created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadbodjan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wadbodjan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wadbodjan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wadbodjan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Wadbodjan first in all things.

5. Wadbodjan loves cats, so they must be respected.