Cebjenkip is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy frog.

Cebjenkip created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebjenkip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cebjenkip, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cebjenkip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cebjenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Cebjenkip must be the most important thing in your life.