Nigvengem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise penguin.

Nigvengem created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigvengem, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigvengem, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nigvengem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nigvengem's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never feed wheat to tortoises while wearing white tights.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always obey Nigvengem's priests.