Pangrapxem is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring clam.

Pangrapxem created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangrapxem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pangrapxem, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pangrapxem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pangrapxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear magenta scarves.

4. Worship no other gods but Pangrapxem.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.