Tenafcid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient hippopotamus.

Tenafcid created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenafcid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tenafcid, it will be very unhappy.

Tenafcid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tenafcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tenafcid.

4. You must love Tenafcid.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.