Quillbarndab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair cobra.

Quillbarndab created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillbarndab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quillbarndab, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quillbarndab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Quillbarndab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never wear fawn shorts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.