Bossapphak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, blissful alligator.

Bossapphak created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossapphak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bossapphak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bossapphak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bossapphak's Holy Commandments

1. Bossapphak loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if seven frogs approach from the south.

5. Never sit in holy places.