Gabrillved is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, capable swallow.

Gabrillved created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabrillved, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gabrillved, he will be very sad.

Gabrillved's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gabrillved's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow kilts.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect your elders.