Labfidlopvedmobjip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet gnu.

Labfidlopvedmobjip created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Labfidlopvedmobjip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Labfidlopvedmobjip, she will curse you with boils.

Labfidlopvedmobjip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Labfidlopvedmobjip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear green rings.

5. Do not stand on grass.