Vegligrill is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful cobra.

Vegligrill created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegligrill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vegligrill, she will turn you into a rat.

Vegligrill's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vegligrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Pray towards the west.