Nullargstip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered donkey.

Nullargstip created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullargstip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nullargstip, he will not care at all.

Nullargstip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Nullargstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Nullargstip loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.