Geppodhas is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, amazing salamander.

Geppodhas created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppodhas, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Geppodhas, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Geppodhas' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Geppodhas' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not commit murder.