Doncubnegyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic aardvark.

Doncubnegyog created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doncubnegyog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Doncubnegyog, he will turn you into a dog.

Doncubnegyog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Doncubnegyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.