Kipbimsathivdub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent zebra.

Kipbimsathivdub created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kipbimsathivdub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kipbimsathivdub, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kipbimsathivdub's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Kipbimsathivdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not take Kipbimsathivdub's name in vain.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.