Tagduting is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind jellyfish.

Tagduting created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagduting, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tagduting, she will send minions to preach to you.

Tagduting's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tagduting's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.