Barnwangeb is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciful deer.

Barnwangeb created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Barnwangeb, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Barnwangeb, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Barnwangeb's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Barnwangeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick dogs.